JD Vance Wins Award For ‘Most Dropped Award’

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Look, we’ve all got more important things to be doing, but Jonathon David Vance has just been awarded the award for biggest fumble, which he then promptly fumbled.
The award comes in response to the Ohio State football team’s visit to the White House, in which he tried to pick up the trophy but by the base and then shouldered the top so the whole thing tipped over him, and it was all just a mess.
To be fair to him, why is the top detachable from the base? For easy storage? In case the display shelf is too big?
Now Vance has been awarded the National Society of Fumblers’ highest accolade: the Golden Fumble. The trophy itself is a giant hand holding the base of an award and looks rad.
The trophy was presented to Vance in a ceremony this week; however, when the award was handed to the Vice President, he tried to pick up the trophy by the base and then shouldered the top, so the whole thing tipped over him, and it was all just a mess.
The crowd was delighted and exploded into applause and presented him with another award, which he fumbled too, and then the same thing happened again, and the whole thing continued late into the night.
Vance then gave a speech in which he said he was honored to receive the award, however, he did not say thank you once.
When asked about the National Society of Fumblers’ historic sex crimes, Vance declined to comment and then ran away.
For more news like this one, just shut your eyes and imagine a world more peaceful than this.
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