“Oopsie… Too Late,” To Be Written Into Constitution As Valid Legal Defence

The legal rebuttal of ‘oopsie… too late’ has been officially codified into law after its successful use by El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele to defy a federal judge.

The judge attempted to block Donald Trump’s deportation of Venezuelan gang members to El Salvador’s mega-prison (maga-prison?) but was met with the president’s curt reply of “oopsie… too late” on the social media platform, X.

The judge and legal scholars were left reeling, unable to find fault with this flawless counterargument. With no other choice, the courts have unanimously agreed to add ‘oopsie… too late’ into every legal book in every court in the country.

It is also likely that, in the coming weeks, this defence will be formalised in the constitution as the 28th amendment.

To clarify, the ‘oopsie… too late’ defence is applicable in any situation. For example, let’s say you rob a bank but you get caught and charged with the crime of bank robbing. You may now simply say, “Oopsie… Too late!” This roughly translates to “I apologise, but the crime has already been committed, the cash stolen and the money spent on Lambos.” Now the prosecution has no choice but to drop all charges. It’s as simple as that.

Some pundits are saying that ‘oopsie… too late’ is not in fact a valid defence and America is now in a constitutional crisis. But these idiots simply haven’t read the law.

The constitutional crisis to which they refer is that the President has ignored a judge’s order which is one of the checks and balances essential to prevent a President from becoming a dictator. However, when it comes to Trump being a dictator what these judges are forgetting is, “Oopsie… Too late.”