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In a revealing Truth Social post, current President Donald J. Trump has admitted that he is in fact a deep state puppet for former President Joe Biden and has been all along.

Trump wrote, “This is Biden’s Stock Market, not Trump’s,” seemingly admitting that Biden is still somehow in charge of the economy.

However, Trump has said he plans to fight back, “We have to get rid of the Biden “Overhang.” This will take a while.”

Expert conspiracy theorists suggest that this term, ‘overhang’, is likely a codeword for the continued control J’Biden has over Trump.

“He left us with bad numbers,” Trump continues, “But when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!!”

Now, it’s unclear what this ‘boom’ refers to. Idiots think that the ‘boom’ might refer to the economy, however, they are idiots. Real ones know that ‘boom’ implies an explosion of some kind, meaning that Trump plans to fight back with force and destroy the deep state once and for all. Huzzah!

But it might take a while for Trump to fully have control of anything so BE PATIENT!!! And remember, none of this is his fault, unless it’s good, in which case it’s all him baby.

In spite of Trump’s admission, SOME people (again, idiots) are claiming that he contradicted himself in a previous Truth Social post in which he said the exact opposite thing: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”.

Anyone with half a brain would understand that clearly this was written when Trump was under the influence of the Biden Overhang. Trump has only just wrestled off the tendril-like clutches of the big JB. OF COURSE HE HAD TO SAY THAT! He can’t just admit he’s a deep state puppet like that can he? Until now. Now he can.

Anyway, today’s a big day to find out that Trump is finally free (yay!) and now we’ll start to see some real gains. Great America, here we come!

For more garbage, (this one’s from way back when) click here: Trump Announces The Purge

You might think you know your ETH from your elbow but how do you stack up against everyone else? Keyword: Crypto.

Try our quiz below to find out and don’t forget to share your scores on social media using the hashtag #QUIZ because I really need the answers, help, my interview’s in like five minutes and I don’t know shit. QUICKLY!

A. What is “blockchain”?

A long string of Legos.
A video game for (and by) children.
When you haven’t been able to use the toilet in a while.
All the above.

B. Which of the following is NOT a type of cryptocurrency?

Bitcoin
Ethereum
Solana
Dogecoin

C. What is “mining” in cryptocurrency?

When you dig into the ground and you find cryptocurrency.
A video game for (and by) children.
When you claim crypto to be yours.
All of the above.

D. What is a “cryptocurrency wallet“?

A wallet.
Not a wallet.
Like a wallet.
A wallet for cryptocurrency.

F. What does “decentralized” mean?

Doesn’t have a center.
Idk, look it up, you’ve got Google right?
Hard to pin down for Thursday margaritas.
It’s not illegal anymore.

D. What is Bitcoin’s (BTC) primary purpose?

To make coins smaller.
Conquer the world.
To make money.
All the above.

7. What is the term for transferring cryptocurrency from one wallet to another?

Transferring.
Cybersex.
Sending money to you, babes.
Venmo.

69. What does “ATH” stand for in cryptocurrency trading?

A sneeze.
Aggressive Thanks, Henry
Arms, Throat, Head
All Together, Henry!

K. What is a “smart contract”?

A contract that you can sign on your phone.
A contract that’s actually decent, like one you might make with a buddy.
A timeshare.
A contract that is smarter than you.

4.5 Which of the following is a common risk associated with investing in cryptocurrency?

Getting mega-rich.
Losing touch with the common man.
Getting egged while you’re sleeping.
Dirt.

So, how did you do? You can check your answers by emailing them to me, john@wallstreetmemes.com and I’ll let you know if you got them right after my interview!

Please, I really need this.

For more fun and games, try out our other quiz: If You Can Read This, You Might Have Brain Rot

In an unprecedented technological mishap, the U.S. Federal Reserve has accidentally uploaded the entire U.S. economy into a public Minecraft server, triggering a cascade of ‘chicken jockey‘ market rallies, and a complete redefinition of America’s GDP to include enchanted diamond swords.

An internal memo leaked early Tuesday revealed that a junior Fed systems analyst was attempting to simulate inflation models using a private server when he “accidentally ported the entire economic backend to Minecraft Realms.” Within hours, the U.S. GDP had been replaced by the collective value of cobblestone, wheat farms, and digital horse armor.

“We didn’t realize the NASDAQ was running on a chunk loader,” said Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell in a hastily convened press briefing. “But now that it is, we believe monetary policy will be guided by Redstone logic and Ender Dragon behavior.”

Markets React with Confusion and Creative Mode Frenzy

The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged to an all-time high of 1,027,432,550 points, largely due to speculative bubbles in obsidian futures and a hostile takeover of Home Depot by a 12-year-old streamer named “xX_EconWarrior_Xx.”

Meanwhile, the S&P 500 was replaced by a leader board displaying “Top 10 Wheat Producers (Survival Mode Only),” with Iowa narrowly defeated by a coordinated Reddit farming guild.

Major hedge funds responded by hiring pixelated interns and converting their Bloomberg Terminals into crafting tables. BlackRock reportedly placed a buy order for “whatever item makes villagers stop scowling.”

Congressional Response: Mostly Panic and Lag

During an emergency session of Congress, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared confused as to whether the U.S. dollar still existed, asking the Fed chair, “So my wallet is now a chest and my income is now entirely paid in emeralds, why then does the IRS still need me to do my taxes?”

Jerome Powell, appearing at the session as his Minecraft avatar, explained that although the U.S. Mint was now a fully automated piston smelter located under the Washington Monument, yes, everyone still has to pay their taxes.

Economists ‘Not Experts In The Craft’

Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman stated the move could have benefits: “In-game scarcity creates real value. If emeralds are the new reserve currency, I welcome our new block-based future.”

Others were less optimistic. “You cannot base a sovereign economy on pixelated livestock and hope,” warned MIT’s Dr. Helena Zhao. “Also, someone griefed my retirement portfolio.”

What’s Next?

According to sources inside the White House, President Trump is expected to address the nation from a procedurally generated podium, likely built from birch wood and surrounded by torchlight.

After Donald Trump criticised Amazon for planning to list the extra tariff cost on their products, the company has rolled back the feature and even offered Trump a rare deal: one month of complimentary Amazon Prime.

The offer, valued at $14.99, includes free two-day shipping, Prime Video, an optional Audible trial, and unlimited passive scrolling through products the President will likely never purchase.

The deal was in the form of a gold-embossed letter titled “Let’s Move Forward, Together – With Prime™.” Sources say Trump initially believed it was a subpoena and tried to burn the document.

Amazon says they hope the gesture will “get that pesky Trump off our backs.”

“We believe even the most divisive national figures deserve 30 days of free streaming and expedited delivery,” said Amazon spokesperson Janus Panus between sips of union tears.

Amazon Trump Bezos Tariffs meme — yeah, I stole this meme, so what? oh wait, that’s us

Trump Responds: “I Invented Amazon Prime, Frankly”

In a Truth Social post that spanned four paragraphs, three conspiracy theories, and one insightful review of Reacher, Trump wrote:

“Very honored that Jeffrey Amazon is finally acknowledging what everyone knows: I invented Prime. The drink too. Many people don’t know this, but I was the first to say, ‘What if packages came faster?’”

He concluded the post by tagging @PrimeSupport and asking if they could send “a new golf hat to Mar-a-Lago.”

Tensions Thaw as Trump Orders 600 Gallons of Orange Self-Tanner

Since activating the membership, Trump has reportedly placed over 120 orders, including:

A Diet Coke drip
A “presidential” karaoke machine preloaded with Kid Rock
One thousand “MyPillow” knockoffs filled with shredded classified documents
A 12-foot-tall lawn ornament shaped like himself riding an eagle made of bacon

Regarding his Prime experience, Trump replied, “It’s tremendous. The shipping is fast like Melania leaving a charity event.”

He reportedly left a 5-star review on the site saying: “Best bribe ever. Would destabilize democracy again.” then left a negative review for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, calling the show, “fake news.”

Bezos Reacts With Visible Emotions

Jeffrey Bezos has declined to comment and merely smiled menacingly from low Earth orbit. Sources close to the Amazon founder say he remains skeptical of Trump’s loyalty to the brand as a result of previously discovering the former president referred to Prime Day as “a Chinese hoax.”

“If this keeps him from starting ‘Trumpazon,’ I’ll give him two free months,” JB reportedly quipped.

Amazon has hinted at a possible “Unity Bundle” for other controversial figures, including:

Complimentary Alexa for Rudy Giuliani (pre-programmed to call 911 at random)
Audible Plus trial for Elon Musk titled “How to Stop Talking”
And a special, “Maybe Chill Out A Lil” package for Vladimir Putin.

One hundred unarmed men have been arrested for breaking into the gorilla enclosure known as ‘Gorilla World’ at the Cincinnati Zoo. Reportedly, the men were encouraged to trespass following an online meme that asked whether 100 unarmed men could win in a fight against a single gorilla.

Unfortunately, the men were unable to fully test the theory as only one man was able to get close enough to assault the big gorilla. The men did, however, answer the question of who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or a fully armed SWAT team.

Cincinnati Zoo released a statement saying they are relieved that no gorillii were harmed and only one man died during the incident.

“We really didn’t want to become a meme again,” said Cincinnati Zoo spokesperson, Carlos Regaulary. “After Harambe violently passed away, and everyone made fun of that, we didn’t want that to happen again.”

“Yeah, our gorilla, Gladys, would have beaten the shit out of one hundred men but you still don’t want to test it.”

100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla: Tickets On Sale Now

Dylan Pilsenty, one of the surviving 100 unarmed men, seemed unrepentant of his actions, “I did it for science, you know? I’d willingly put my life on the line to answer this age-old question. You think Einstein of Mythbusters ever did that? No, because they’re pussys.”

The group that goes by the name, ‘100 Unarmed Men’ is looking to recruit another member to replace the one who died by gorilla. After serving their prison sentence, they say they have plans to get straight back out there and try again.

“Someone’s got to do it, and I know it’s going to be these 100 men,” explained Mr. Pilsenty. “We’re thinking if the gorilla thing all goes to plan, we’re going to try a rhino next.”

Pilsenty went on to explain that had they succeeded, their tactic was to “punch the gorilla really hard at least 100 times”.

The ‘100 Unarmed Men’ say they then plan to monetise future events via pay-to-view services and sports gambling tie-ins.

Animal rights activists have unanimously condemned the group’s actions because god forbid anyone has a dream these days.

Beijing has denied claims by Donald Trump that they talk “every day” about tariffs and that they are ‘besties’. Instead, China says that they have set Trump’s WhatsApp to ‘mute’ and are considering soft-blocking or even blocking the US President.

On Wednesday, Trump told reporters at the Oval Office that they were ready for a trade deal with China but such a deal “depends on them”. However he did offer promising news saying that China’s last text did end with two ‘x’s as opposed to the regular one. Analysts are interpreting these symbols as a ‘kiss’ and a sign of goodwill.

However a spokesman for the Chinese commerce ministry said it was all lies, but who’s to say he isn’t lying?

Donald Trump had this to say in response, “China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, Shiner, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China.”

He then continued, “China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, Chinese China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China-China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, Taiwan, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China.”

So, I guess you can see why they put him on mute.

It’s a bold negotiating strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

PREVIOUSLY on America…

Can you believe it’s only been 100 days of Trump’s second term? Me neither. And already he’s changed so much. In case you just woke up from a coma, here’s a recap of the 100 most best things that he’s done since entering the White House.

1: Donald Trump has increased tariffs.

2: Donald Trump has decreased tariffs.

3: Donald Trump has increased the stock market value.

4. Donald Trump has decreased the stock market value.

5. Donald Trump has fired everyone but Jerome Powell.

6. Donlad Trunp has replaced the Pope with JD Vance.

7. Donld Trump has shut down Harvard and replaced it with Trump University.

8. Donad Trup bought Greenland for the low, low price of shattering diplomatic relations.

9. Donled Trunup makes Signal an official government communication tool so no one did anything wrong there, OK?

10. Doald Trimp released all the files related to the murder attempt on JFK (not Jr. this time)’s life.

11. Dolel Tryuinp deported 1 billion people to an El Salvador torture prison.

12. Donald J. Trump saved Sandra Bullock from being lost in space forever.

13. Donald Jay Trump solved the Ukraine war.

14. Dalon Jin Tremp solved the Palestine war.

15. Donald Trump made America great.

16. Donald Trump made America great again.

17. Donad Trump made America great again, again.

18. Donnd Trump made America great again, again, again.

18. Donnnd Trump made America great again, again, again, again, again, again… I could do this all day.

19. Donald Trump launched a new cryptocurrency.

20. Donald Trump pardoned the January 6th rioters who were totally peaceful.

21. Donald Trump DEI fired DEI hires.

22. Shit, we’re only at 22? I thought this would be easy, ok, erm, Donald Trump won the presidency. That’s an achievement. Oh, wait, I’ve got another one.

23. Donald Trump removes Kamala Harris from the history books. (Like, seriously, she was all we could talk about for ages, now where is she. Space?)

24 – 67. Donald Trump took a golf break (fair enough, he’s a busy guy).

68. Donald Trump became legally allowed to do anything.

69. Nice.

70. Donald Trump wrote into law that the number 83 will henceforth be referred to as the number 100.

71. Donald Trump, oh, remember when he almost got shot? I know that wasn’t in the last hundred days, but that was crazy, huh? Man, it’s been a crazy time.

72. Donald Trump put America first and Armenia second and Belize waayy down at number thirteen. If you want to see his full rankings of every country, follow along for Part 2.

73. Donald Trump probably did more things, but honestly, this is one hundred items for one hundred days, so I have to list one thing he’s done every day, that’s crazy, how am I supposed to think of that?

74. Donald Trump went to the toilet. Definitely at least once.

75. Donald Trump took a shower. He definitely did that; these count as achievements, come on.

76. Fuck, ok, god, really scraping the barrel here… erm… something about healthcare, something, something.

77. Donald Trump.

78. Donald Trump killed a man. But in a war way so it’s fine and legal.

79. Donald Trump did President.

80. Donald Trump set an example to all Americans.

81. Donald Trump might run for a third term. God help us all.

82. Donald Trump did a little dance.

100. Donald Trump will definitely be just as busy for the next 100 days.

And there we have it! 100 achievements by Donald ‘the President’ Trump in just 100 days in office. Suck it, Joe Biden.

Welcome back to Wall Street Memes, your only source for news, memes, and streets named after walls (West Wall Street, Midland, Texas, anyone?).

But we’re also the home of top bets, tips, stakes, and bets, so read on below for our round-up of the top 5 degen bets this week! This is not financial advice!

5. Stonks

Now this is where Wall Street comes to play. The Stonk Market has been more volatile than ever, jumping up and down every time Trump sneezes. Who’s to say if it’s going to go up or down or a secret third direction, but for the right players, there’s some big gains to be made.

4. Soccer

Not just a European sport now, soccer is even played in places as far as Spain and even France now. There are games every weekend if you know where to look. Who’s to say if the teams will win or lose or a secret third option that I’m told is called a draw? Wtf, wtf is that? Ok, well, you can bet on that if you want, you maniac.

3. Horse

There is horse. Horse is for bet. Bet on horse. Horse bet. Money to horse. If horse win. More money. If horse lose. Horse keep money. Bet more on horse. Horse bet on you betting more. Horse race. Horse race each other. You race horse. You. Money. Horse. Race. Horse. Understood?

2. Jai Alai

Look, I don’t know about you, but I never heard of this sport until 30 seconds ago. It’s like squash or tennis, but all the players have these giant mutated hands so they can throw balls harder and not much else. The J is pronounced like an H, so you know it’s exotic, but it’s also not there’s loads of games happening all the time right here in Florida, and you’re supposed to bet on it so maybe look into that.

1. Yourself

Look, if you’re looking for a solid bet, look no further than the mirror. You should take them gains and put them all on you, son. If there’s ever been a sure bet, it’s my guy right here. The best odds, the only odds you can control, that’s all you. Believe in yourself, you goddamn angel. Bet on you.

And that’s it! Be sure to follow along for more tips and tricks in the coming minutes. Happy good luck!

It’s been a busy week, what with Trump threatening Fed Chair Jerome Powell, then saying that he wouldn’t fire him, even though, oh boy, does he want to. At the same time, Elon Musk has said he plans to spend less time on DOGE in order to focus on bringing Tesla out of its stock nose dive.

Well, now the dynamic duo has announced a plan that could kill two birds with one stone. Picture this: no more Jay Powell AND Tesla stock goes up with a ground-breaking tech demo, all in one move.

That’s right, they’re going to replace JP with a Tesla bot.

Now, they claim that Trump has no plans to fire him and the bot is “just for decoration” but he’s lean, he’s mean, he’s a fighting machine what else would you build a robot for but managing the federal reserve? This ain’t ‘Mr. Too Late’ this ain’t no ‘Major Loser’ this is advanced robotics at the cutting edge.

The Tesla Optimus was initially pitched as an AI android helper but secretly it was actually designed for one job and one job only: setting the interest rates to a level that makes Trump happy.

If all goes according to plan, the Tesla Optimus will be sworn in next week and start Chairing the fuck out of that Fed before the end of the month.

Naturally, Tesla will have complete control over the robot and thus the entire economy. Call it a ‘backdoor DOGE’ if you like. And finally Trump will be happy.

And to those naysayers saying this is unconstitutional and that you can’t have a robot running the Federal Reserve, Musk already has a response for you, “Shut up.”

The only thing the Constitution says about robots is that we’re not allowed to build a robot Abraham Lincoln and guess what? Disney already did it so I feel like we can just throw out that whole document now can’t we?

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords and truly believe that an economy married inextricably to Tesla stock is a healthy one.

The former Mr. Powell declined to comment on this piece.

For more on this story click here: Trump’s Top 10 Picks To Replace Jerome Powell

Richest man in the world and part-time most powerful man in the world, Elon Reeve Musk (‘erm’ for short) has announced that he will be significantly cutting back from his work at DOGE in order to focus on his kids, no, wait, sorry I meant Tesla.

Erm has 14 children, but they’ve all got their own thing going on. However, Tesla stock has taken a massive hit this year and needs some more of that invaluable Musky attention.

But CEO Elon Musk assures stockholders that this is all part of the plan. Tesla stock is actually programmed to self-drive in this direction.

When asked to clarify by a confused everyone, Musk took to X to explain that, “We have a feature with the Tesla autopilot where, when there’s an emergency, the stock will just drive headfirst into a pit, making a really cool explosion. It’s all part of DOGE’s cost-cutting measures, after all, a bankrupt company has to downsize, saving everyone money.”

Elon reportedly set the company to self-drive mode while he was away. Now that it’s driven off a canyon, however, Musk will return to take the wheel and spend just one to two days a week on DOGE.

So Long Elon

DOGE, or if you want to be more efficient you can call it “the (not technically a department) Department of Government Efficiency (like the dog meme)”, is just one of the many government organizations you can’t believe are real alongside Space Force, the Board of Tea Appeals, and the CIA.

Even though another layoff would make DOGE more efficient, it seems unlikely that Musk will step down completely from DOGE because he paid a lot of money to get there.

As Trump’s first presidency already demonstrated, a government is just like a company in every single way, and a person who can kind of run multiple companies at once can handle little government on the side. Elon runs a lean ship: at Tesla, he replaced all the drivers with AI, at Twitter, he replaced all the users with bots, and all the letters in the name with just one. Much more efficient.

And Musky Man has now made similar changes to government, replacing all government officials with Grok and ‘The Federal Government of the United States of America’? Ugh, what a mouthful, how about just a nice, lean 𝕏.

Commenting on Musk in a 2022 Truth Social post, Trump said, “When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocketships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless and tell me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, “drop to your knees and beg,” and he would have done it.”

Nicola Tesla Said To Be ‘Rolling In Grave’

As for Tesla, reportedly, they have delivered just 336,681 cars this quarter, compared to 386,810 last year. Now, I’m no mathematician, but those look like the exact same numbers to me.

This development follows a difficult year for TSLA. Even though President Trump has pledged to replace the presidential motorcade with Cybertrucks, the car company took a bigger hit from the new auto tariffs. In response, Musk introduced new three-wheeled Teslas to work around Trump’s 25% tariff (you can’t tax a quarter if you’re missing a quarter!).

Teslas have also been hit by vandals over the past few weeks, and a suicide fire-worker in January. Similarly, Musk’s ‘Cyberlegs’ project failed to materialize. Man, sucks to be the richest man alive, huh.

But all of this is a footnote to Tesla’s real problem: China.

China is pulling ahead as the largest EV market in the world, making them cheaper, hotter and more Chinese than anything Tesla could possibly make. Now, I might not be Chinese, but I sure can recognize when I see a premium vehicle and a quality product. That’s the kind of feeling you get from a Chinese EV.

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